On Friday 21-Dec-2012, at about 1 am, i.e. actually 22-Dec-2012, I concluded publication of a Blog about “the Pope Vs same-sex people” on some Social Media platforms. Immediately I finished, I felt an excruciating pain on the right side of my lower abdomen. I did not know it then but my Appendix had just ruptured. I could not sleep from the pain. It was the end of the Mayan Calendar and the commencement of the Winter Solstice. I thought that it was an effect from the incoming Calendar, or the Sun strolling into the domain of the mountain goat but on Saturday 22-Dec-2012, the pain became very serious so I had to take some corrective actions, which eased the pain. However, on the afternoon of 26-Dec-2012, the pain came back full blast. I took some medication which became active only in the early hours of 27-Dec-2012--when the pain subsided. Upon daybreak, I made arrangements and prepared myself for surgery. First thing on 28-Dec-2012 morning, I was in the theatre for about an hour. The doctor told me that I did not respond fully to anesthesia but that my body defenses system was exceptional and that he didn’t have much to do when I was cut open. I was wheeled out of the theater still conscious and I did not sleep as expected. I was informed that I did not bleed much as the blood clotted very fast.
In the evening of 28-Dec-2012, the doctor came to see me. He asked me if I farted and I said no. He did some checking and looked at me in a strange way. He told my wife to give me three spoons of water. After 30 minutes to give me another five spoons. At 7pm to give me some tea. I told him that I am not a tea person, so he said to give me Lucozade (energy drink). And then at 8pm to give me some Pap (Corn Starch). I took the first three spoons of water, and then the five spoons 30 minutes later. Then I farted and we all jubilated and praised the Lord! LOL. I folded the prickly double tarpaulin they spread on my bed to catch blood and/or urine and put it aside. I took the Lucozade and Pap as prescribed and slept like a babe. I had a dream, which I shall only reveal to those that pay their Tithe when I start my own Church! LOL. In the morning of 29-Dec-2012, I was up and about and cracking jokes with my family and the nurses. The Doc called and the Nurse gave him my sitrep. He then instructed her to discharge me pronto.
My reason for the graphic details above is for everyone to know that if God says that you are ok, then you are ok regardless of your location or circumstance. Mmmm, I am glad to know that I have earned enough Credits for Angels to have found me worthy of protection. I am not dragging anything with anybody so I should be left alone to finish my assignment(s). It’s not that I am afraid to die. As I have said many times before, I look forward to dying and leaving this wicked world; full of classroom bullies, and pretenders. Some mischievous folks suggested that I could commit suicide if I really looked forward to dying--what crass ignorance!!!
I had planned to browse the upper dimensions when they put me to sleep but the Supersoul did not even allow me to cross over at all. The message is clear--I have to complete my assignment – whatever it is. Is what happened to me karmic or man-made? I am in a win-win situation, so I really don’t care. If anyone succeeds in killing me for whatever reason, I become free at last and zoom off to my home. So please anybody that does not like me should do a cost-benefit analysis before trying me ooo… cos it could be a duel between the person and my guardian. My hand no dey ooo… I hope that I succeeded in entertaining you. Happy New 2013.
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