Wednesday, December 26, 2012

SERVICE - FRIENDSHIP ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Did you send me a Friendship Request on Netlog or any other Social Media (SM) Network and are you wondering why I have not accepted it? I have a habit of checking out my prospective friends unless you are from my hometown. I navigate to their Pages and browse them. I check their blogs, friends, photos and shouts. However, checking out their SM friends is just routine behaviour--one can't really tell much from the SM motley crowd.

Many of the ladies ask me to follow them to Playboy websites. I do not link to the bunnies--don't wanna compromise my very expensive Soul through my eyes. Here, I have a couple of words of advice for people who patronize pornography. If your right eye is the Sun and your left eye is the Moon, then surely Omega is close-by and can cause ocular eclipse at any time--eclipse of any of the eyes is very bad for the Soul of those who have crossed the critical point of play. What is sauce for the Goose should be sauce for the Gander, right? Wrong in this context!!! Do you know your Odometer and how to read your current total mileage? The Rat should not splash with the Lizard because they do not have the same Coat--the dry-time is different. Do not say that I did not tell you. Those who have ears...

My location, natal and marital details are public on SMs, yet some ladies and men (men?) want me to be their lovers. Well, I am trying to get to heaven and I understand that I should avoid adultery like the plague. Many of the ladies "in distress" ask me to follow them to Yahoo and play their Uncles/proxies, where millions of US$ or Brit Pounds are waiting for me. Sorry, I am not a Washerman so I don't launder money in any form, as my perception is still more powerful than my greed. Some pretend that they want me to help them with business investments in Nigeria. I am not the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) or the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC). If you want to start a new business in Nigeria, google these two bodies and get help on how to proceed, or you can seek help from your Embassy in Nigeria. If you require me to assist you with administration, etc., this is a different matter and would be processed on its merit.

At this time, I shall accept all outstanding SM Friend Requests - the good, bad and ugly. Somebody told me that my blogs helped him. I am not Brian Tracy or Prof. Brian Cox so to God be the Glory, but if I succeed in converting to the side of Jesus Christ even one person out of the bad and ugly lot, then the risk would be worthwhile. If there's anything you want me to help you with, please ask by writing in my Guestbook or by sending me a Private Message on any of the SM networks. Thank you.

At the end of the Mayan Calendar on 21-Dec-2012, which coincided with the onset of the Winter Solstice on Earth, we have entered the era of a new Consciousness of "Love Thy Neighbour Like Thyself". You can psyche yourself into this desirous mode of behaviour OR you can wait for taskmaster Mother Nature to teach you. It's your choice. Merry Xmas and Happy New 2013.

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