Saturday, September 28, 2013

The PTB + Zetatalk Collabo

http://wp.me/p1eYXc-92t

Uh Huh! I knew I was missing something. Thanks to Space.com for reminding me--Equinox! What are the Celestial events marking the transition, eh? And where in our Stellarium is this taking place? Why are Oregonians getting info under the coverup? Who is their godfather and which constellation is he/she operating from? Who can help… PTB, NASA, NOAA, USGS, NGOs, PX, Zeta… and where’s Nancy Lieder hiding? Ok, http://www.zetatalk.com/newsletr/issue364.htm. Yuk, eating Cockroaches. Do you want to decode Issue number 364? Then you must use Jonathan Obikpo’s ad hoc Theorem + Formula expo or else your result is F9, LOL.

Step 1: Year 3 + 6 + 4 = 13 = 2013 (Once you are inside 2013, go to step 2)

Step 2: Month 3 + 6 = 9 = September

Step 3: Day 4 = 2 & 2 = 22

QED @ 22-Sep-2013, therefore, Issue 364 @ Equinox = (PTB + NGO collabo). Wow!

Yaa, so I browsed some more at constellation Zeta Reticuli and saw 115th Element in the terrestrial Periodic Table. I know Bruce Willis’ 5th Element, but Element 115? This is all about FIVEs and ONEs, lol. This must be a followup flick, complete with Area 51 UFOs pinging the Superbowl, eeeeek!

The Extinction Protocol equals Animal Farm--some animals (PTB) are bigger (more equal) than others and can comment on any topic. Lesser animals (like yours truly) cannot comment; we are only allowed to share, yes? Yes! So, if you run into a refugee camp, don’t comment-- share what you have! According to Space.com, the Equinox is being celebrated some places in the Celestial realm, so happy celebrations with Kali if you are game…

As Omenwa would say – Dassol!!

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

NASA RECOGNIZES PRAYER

Following overwhelming natural threats posed by cosmic objects likely to collide with Earth, NASA's official representative and boss, Cmdr Charles Frank Bolden, was on Tue 19-Mar-2013 interviewed by the US House of Representatives Science Committee in connection with funding to develop a defense system. In answer to a question, he acknowledged God Almighty by saying, and I quote:

"Pray. That’s about all the United States – or anyone for that matter – could do at this point about unknown asteroids and Meteors that may be on a collision course with Earth”.

“From the information we have, we don’t know of an asteroid that will threaten the population of the United States but if it’s coming in three weeks, pray”.

End of quotes.
http://www.foxnews.com/science/2013/03/20/asteroid-threat-earthly-budgets/

When we hear that someone is praying, what comes to mind is speaking to God, a deity, a potential benefactor, a god, a saint, etc., in order to express gratitude, regret, ask for forgiveness of sins, ask for help, etc. Prayer can also be defined as an address of earnest or passionate request to somebody (usually a higher being) with strong hope or wish for something.

Usually, many people pray to ask a higher being for boons they hope will make their life's journey easier than it is at the time of prayer. These include requests for money, children, love issues, tangible things, knowledge, power, success and health issues. The Being to whom a prayer is directed depends on the religious or spiritual orientation of the supplicant. Irreligious people and atheists also pray although they may not recognize their prayers as such. People pray when they are in earnest need of something or when they are at their wit’s end; having exhausted all the resources at their disposal without achieving a relief in their condition.

NASA as a body is known to be on the opposite side of religion and “silly” things like prayer so when Cmdr. Bolden advised prayer, I was first shocked, then curious so I went to Wikipedia to understand the man and the situation better. I learnt that Cmdr. Charles Frank Bolden is a Marine, went to Naval School, logged over 6,000 hours of flight – many of those hours in air combat, and had also logged many hours in 4 space missions as an astronaut.

From Charlie’s profile, I can hazard a guess that he is a guy that gets the job done, does not hold grudges, warns you not to engage him and allows you to draw first before shooting the gun outa your mitt. When I learnt that he is an astronaut, I immediately understood why he recommended prayer from his NASA pedestal without batting an eyelid. He is frank and bold, so don’t mess with good ole Charlie. If he says that you should pray, get down on both knees and look towards the sky because he knows what he is talking about--he has been “around”, gone “down in the Sea” and “up in space” and cannot but be humbled by the Creator’s arrangements. A veteran of dozens of sorties understands the mechanics of prayer; when to engage physically; when to apply metaphysics and when to surrender in prayer to the Supreme Personality of Godhead, the Omniscience, the Omnipresent, the Omnipotent, the Alpha & Omega--that’s is why he is very successful.

Cmdr. Bolden owes allegiance to the United States and the population of the US but he knows that he is not that parochial cos he has seen Earth from space. He knows that he still needs to pray after he gets his funding and completes his project. He is a citizen of the world and his priority should not be the United States but the ISS. Cmdr. Charles Frank Bolden is a man after my heart. He wants to get children interested in space and if he had his way, he would also teach them how to pray. Obama surely knows his Onions so he should assist Charlie to engage the Chinese to make very cheap Java Phones with plenty of free interactive Games about space, combat and prayer to the Supreme Being…

Mmm, now we are done with asteroids and comets. Next… Who is in charge of Earthquakes, Sinkholes etc. in the House of Reps? Let us pray!!!

Tuesday, January 8, 2013

ASTRONOMERS AND TIMEKEEPING


http://wp.me/p1eYXc-7G7

When this story caught my eye, I wanted to scroll past it but something struck me to browse through it. Astronomer Robert Minchin of Arecibo (Pueto Rico) Space Observatory reported to his bosses at the American Astronomical Society, California that they observed outburst in NGC660 spiral constellation Pisces (Pisces--could this be my homebase?) 44 million light years away. According to them, they have been observing this and other areas for several years and were lucky to catch the outburst, etc., etc. I almost went to sleep as we're now used to these lightyears stories but at the end, I was startled when the statement said, and I quote:

“Astronomers are carefully watching a gas cloud in our own Milky Way Galaxy that is expected to fall into our Galaxy’s central black hole in the middle of this year”. End of Quote.

Unless I did not understand the article, they did not reveal when they started watching this gas cloud in our galaxy and how long it has been there but they said clearly that they expect it to fall into our central black hole around June/July 2013. As luck would have it(?), we are supposed to be located at the fringe of the Milky Way so maybe the effects of this expectation would not affect Earth (or our Solar system) adversely... maybe they would be kind enough to elaborate on the possible effects?

I am not an Astronomer so I rely on what they tell us. Is there any other phenomenon they have observed or suspect that they want to let us know right now? Events millions of light years away are always clear to our watchers but something unknown falling into our own galaxy six months away has just been noticed. Is this astrostylish recognition of Nibiru per the Zetas, or Hyperopia Deja Vu ala http://en.netlog.com/jonathanobikpo/blog/blogid=14185848 or http://jonathan-obikpo.blogspot.com/2012/11/astrophysics-and-hyperopia.html ?

Astronomical millions of light years away my foot!!!

However, the cheering news in my understanding now is that the Governments (rulers) all over Earth are working in tandem to the best of their knowledge to do their best for mankind in all circumstances whenever the superior powers of nature strike, so you really need to be grateful for any news you get from any government agency. The only problem is that governments rely too much on modern scientists, which is why they are always disturbing the Moon that is only attainable for habitation if the Soul is no longer in the physical body.

Sunday, December 30, 2012

APPENDICITIS AND MY GUARDIANS

Greetings to Everyone!

On Friday 21-Dec-2012, at about 1 am, i.e. actually 22-Dec-2012, I concluded publication of a Blog about “the Pope Vs same-sex people” on some Social Media platforms. Immediately I finished, I felt an excruciating pain on the right side of my lower abdomen. I did not know it then but my Appendix had just ruptured. I could not sleep from the pain. It was the end of the Mayan Calendar and the commencement of the Winter Solstice. I thought that it was an effect from the incoming Calendar, or the Sun strolling into the domain of the mountain goat but on Saturday 22-Dec-2012, the pain became very serious so I had to take some corrective actions, which eased the pain. However, on the afternoon of 26-Dec-2012, the pain came back full blast. I took some medication which became active only in the early hours of 27-Dec-2012--when the pain subsided. Upon daybreak, I made arrangements and prepared myself for surgery. First thing on 28-Dec-2012 morning, I was in the theatre for about an hour. The doctor told me that I did not respond fully to anesthesia but that my body defenses system was exceptional and that he didn’t have much to do when I was cut open. I was wheeled out of the theater still conscious and I did not sleep as expected. I was informed that I did not bleed much as the blood clotted very fast.

In the evening of 28-Dec-2012, the doctor came to see me. He asked me if I farted and I said no. He did some checking and looked at me in a strange way. He told my wife to give me three spoons of water. After 30 minutes to give me another five spoons. At 7pm to give me some tea. I told him that I am not a tea person, so he said to give me Lucozade (energy drink). And then at 8pm to give me some Pap (Corn Starch). I took the first three spoons of water, and then the five spoons 30 minutes later. Then I farted and we all jubilated and praised the Lord! LOL. I folded the prickly double tarpaulin they spread on my bed to catch blood and/or urine and put it aside. I took the Lucozade and Pap as prescribed and slept like a babe. I had a dream, which I shall only reveal to those that pay their Tithe when I start my own Church! LOL. In the morning of 29-Dec-2012, I was up and about and cracking jokes with my family and the nurses. The Doc called and the Nurse gave him my sitrep. He then instructed her to discharge me pronto.

My reason for the graphic details above is for everyone to know that if God says that you are ok, then you are ok regardless of your location or circumstance. Mmmm, I am glad to know that I have earned enough Credits for Angels to have found me worthy of protection. I am not dragging anything with anybody so I should be left alone to finish my assignment(s). It’s not that I am afraid to die. As I have said many times before, I look forward to dying and leaving this wicked world; full of classroom bullies, and pretenders. Some mischievous folks suggested that I could commit suicide if I really looked forward to dying--what crass ignorance!!!

I had planned to browse the upper dimensions when they put me to sleep but the Supersoul did not even allow me to cross over at all. The message is clear--I have to complete my assignment – whatever it is. Is what happened to me karmic or man-made? I am in a win-win situation, so I really don’t care. If anyone succeeds in killing me for whatever reason, I become free at last and zoom off to my home. So please anybody that does not like me should do a cost-benefit analysis before trying me ooo… cos it could be a duel between the person and my guardian. My hand no dey ooo… I hope that I succeeded in entertaining you. Happy New 2013.




Wednesday, December 26, 2012

SERVICE - FRIENDSHIP ON SOCIAL MEDIA

Did you send me a Friendship Request on Netlog or any other Social Media (SM) Network and are you wondering why I have not accepted it? I have a habit of checking out my prospective friends unless you are from my hometown. I navigate to their Pages and browse them. I check their blogs, friends, photos and shouts. However, checking out their SM friends is just routine behaviour--one can't really tell much from the SM motley crowd.

Many of the ladies ask me to follow them to Playboy websites. I do not link to the bunnies--don't wanna compromise my very expensive Soul through my eyes. Here, I have a couple of words of advice for people who patronize pornography. If your right eye is the Sun and your left eye is the Moon, then surely Omega is close-by and can cause ocular eclipse at any time--eclipse of any of the eyes is very bad for the Soul of those who have crossed the critical point of play. What is sauce for the Goose should be sauce for the Gander, right? Wrong in this context!!! Do you know your Odometer and how to read your current total mileage? The Rat should not splash with the Lizard because they do not have the same Coat--the dry-time is different. Do not say that I did not tell you. Those who have ears...

My location, natal and marital details are public on SMs, yet some ladies and men (men?) want me to be their lovers. Well, I am trying to get to heaven and I understand that I should avoid adultery like the plague. Many of the ladies "in distress" ask me to follow them to Yahoo and play their Uncles/proxies, where millions of US$ or Brit Pounds are waiting for me. Sorry, I am not a Washerman so I don't launder money in any form, as my perception is still more powerful than my greed. Some pretend that they want me to help them with business investments in Nigeria. I am not the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) or the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC). If you want to start a new business in Nigeria, google these two bodies and get help on how to proceed, or you can seek help from your Embassy in Nigeria. If you require me to assist you with administration, etc., this is a different matter and would be processed on its merit.

At this time, I shall accept all outstanding SM Friend Requests - the good, bad and ugly. Somebody told me that my blogs helped him. I am not Brian Tracy or Prof. Brian Cox so to God be the Glory, but if I succeed in converting to the side of Jesus Christ even one person out of the bad and ugly lot, then the risk would be worthwhile. If there's anything you want me to help you with, please ask by writing in my Guestbook or by sending me a Private Message on any of the SM networks. Thank you.

At the end of the Mayan Calendar on 21-Dec-2012, which coincided with the onset of the Winter Solstice on Earth, we have entered the era of a new Consciousness of "Love Thy Neighbour Like Thyself". You can psyche yourself into this desirous mode of behaviour OR you can wait for taskmaster Mother Nature to teach you. It's your choice. Merry Xmas and Happy New 2013.

Friday, December 21, 2012

POPE FIRES FIRST SALVO

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/9760782/Pope-says-future-of-mankind-at-stake-over-gay-marriage.html

I was wondering when the Pope would start tweeting the messages God gave him on his Yacht but it seems that Twitter's 140 words per tweet is inadequate for some of them.

At the end of the Mayan Calendar and beginning of the Winter Solistice on 21-Dec-2012, behold the first ICSM (Inter Continental Spiritual Missile) for your evaluation and necessary action.

Thank you

Monday, December 10, 2012

SERVICE - ARMAGEDDON PROGRESS REPORT

Some interesting news filtered into my ears recently, and I wanna share them with you.

1) Censorship of the Internet
2) Private Company offering Trips to the Moon
3) Church of England studying same-sex Marriage ceremony                                      

1)
Why would anyone want to censor the Internet at this time?  The answer is simple.  Some unfolding items of information would be too hot for public consumption so the PTB want to protect the people from this class of disturbance.  Don’t wait for a formal announcement because the censorship is already in place.  On the other hand, the good ole "Global Warming/Climate Change" can knock out some Satellites and/or ancillary equipment that feed the Internet Servers.  NASA must have scientific explanations for the unexpected, so they’ll look around for a Scapegoat and that would be the Censorship Board, yes?  Well, on the average, I can see a mix of the good, bad and ugly so make sure that your No. 6 and sense of humour are working.

2)
A Company called Golden Spike is reported to be offering a value added Return Trip to the Moon for only $700m (seven hundred million USD).  http://bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20635597.   Hmmm... looks to me like an expensive NASA/ESA joke, but you never know. Who can tell me the moon they are referring to?  It cannot be Earth's good ole moon as most people now know from the Scriptures that this is a "no go" area--which is why Curiosity is roving Mars in search of an alternative.  According to Peter Tosh the Reggae singer, "Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die" (Equal Rights).  We are told that our moon is classed as a lower heavenly body.  Man cannot enjoy the facilities therein while in the physical body, so as even our scientists know but are reluctant to admit publicly, moonflights look like good ways to waste lives and resources.

According to Astronomers, Mars has two moons - Phobos and Deimos. I don't know about the later but if NASA (aka Golden Spike) is thinking about Phobos, then they could be in for some surprises as some alien interests are reported to have acquired proprietary rights thereto many moons ago so NASA needs to check if the aliens’ interests have expired and whether they want to renew, otherwise they should divide the price for the moon trip in two for a one way ticket--refundable only to the bearer at the POS, lol.

3)
"I don't believe that Heaven waits for only those who congregate" - vintage Don Williams (I Believe In You).
Newsflash: The Prime Minister of England (David Cameron) wants the Church of England & Wales to be allowed to conduct same-sex marriage ceremonies, and the Church of England said it would study the proposals...  http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20642428.  It was not revealed to which deity the PM’s prayer was directed, but I guess that it was aimed at the monarch, since the civilized world taught us (Nigerians) that God forbids the idea.

Have you heard about LGBT rights?  Do not say that I told you--Google it yourself.  These guys love Peter Tosh’s Equal Rights to bits.  Can you imagine a polygamist with four wives; two male and two female?  Mmmm… sweet abomination… I thought so – you did not consider the full implications.  Ok, we know that many countries and churches have already approved all types of marriage that are not between a human man and human woman.  Nigeria has solidly rejected this idea at the political and religious levels.  Even animals and birds, which humans consider stupid, recognize and religiously obey God's gender sexual laws, so I am curious to know how humans came to this critical pass.

There is no doubt that things are taking a turn for the worse.  First it was Pastor Bakare with his trident, then the Pope with his time-bomb & nativity myth (see my earlier blogs) and now this incongruity that looks like the last straw.  It is no longer news that religious systems as we know them today are breaking up/down.  Are we getting to the biblical point where the Angels attacked Sodom and Gomorrah?  Some people say that it is ridiculous to talk about a celestial police.  Maybe...  maybe not, i.e. the sniper gods are within firing range and have Earth in its telescopic sights, and some humans are placing us in the middle of the crosshairs and doing everything possible to piss-off the trigger-happy Celestial Police.

FREE ADVICE
Mankind is certainly at the crossroads.  It seems that what is left is our inherent ability to go within and acquire Comprehensive Insurance for our Souls--everyone for himself and God for us all.  Don’t wait until something splats down on your house or some guys knock on the door demanding to see the young males in the house, like they did to Lot in Sodom, Gen 19:4-5.  Take care, and remain alert in your neighbourhood for other incongruous intergalactic missiles that Satan (Satan?) might have in his/her arsenal.  Now, you can definitely say that Jonathan Obikpo told yaa…

Following the advice above, don’t forget that Xmas is around the corner and in the air--don’t tell me you believe the bull that 25th December is not Jesus Christ’s birthdate and that he wasn’t born in a Manger.  If we don’t know something, then we must continue to believe it, therefore, let them give us a new birthdate & place for validation. This is Revelation time and nothing is now impossible – even the Pope is reported to have gone digital, joined Twitter and posted a photo of himself and God on his yacht that has a huge Satcom dish.  I went to the Vatican news website: www.news.va but did not see any picture but I found it here –


No doubt, the Pope will soon start tweeting God’s messages to mankind, which are sure to cause paradigm shifts in human consciousness (mind-quakes).  Twitter is now the place to be, and Yours Truly is already following the Pope on Twitter.  If you are not on Twitter, you might miss the latest news and salvation technique updates straight from Heaven.

The other day, I heard that scientists turned their weary eyes away from Earth’s current problems and relaxed with intergalactic discussions--subject Andromeda.  So, what do you want for Christ-mas, eh?  As for me, Andromeda is old school.  I thank God that Jesus Christ and Virgin Mary are not myths and want Santa to dial me a Gate to the Pleiades to meet with the Lord or have him appear in the flagship Pelegai so I could hitch a ride before the Armageddon petrochemical fireworks start.  No need for expensive high-tech gear to supply my coordinates – my China iPhone has GPRS, Camera and GPS compliant SIMs.

Mmmm, yes, have you noticed that a lot of important guys are now checking out of Earth?  The latest is Nigeria’s Andrew.  Smart guys!  Better to check out of the stadium before the police Teargas and stampede.  That’s all for now, folks.  Phew!  What was that?  Looked like a UFO?  Let me go back to my observatory and watch the strobe lights display of incoming 3D celestial vehicles, aka meteors… with good, bad and ugly payload for everyone according to their past karma and present efforts. 

Trust me - it’s not the end of the world, so cheer up… and have a nice week!