Monday, December 10, 2012

SERVICE - ARMAGEDDON PROGRESS REPORT

Some interesting news filtered into my ears recently, and I wanna share them with you.

1) Censorship of the Internet
2) Private Company offering Trips to the Moon
3) Church of England studying same-sex Marriage ceremony                                      

1)
Why would anyone want to censor the Internet at this time?  The answer is simple.  Some unfolding items of information would be too hot for public consumption so the PTB want to protect the people from this class of disturbance.  Don’t wait for a formal announcement because the censorship is already in place.  On the other hand, the good ole "Global Warming/Climate Change" can knock out some Satellites and/or ancillary equipment that feed the Internet Servers.  NASA must have scientific explanations for the unexpected, so they’ll look around for a Scapegoat and that would be the Censorship Board, yes?  Well, on the average, I can see a mix of the good, bad and ugly so make sure that your No. 6 and sense of humour are working.

2)
A Company called Golden Spike is reported to be offering a value added Return Trip to the Moon for only $700m (seven hundred million USD).  http://bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-20635597.   Hmmm... looks to me like an expensive NASA/ESA joke, but you never know. Who can tell me the moon they are referring to?  It cannot be Earth's good ole moon as most people now know from the Scriptures that this is a "no go" area--which is why Curiosity is roving Mars in search of an alternative.  According to Peter Tosh the Reggae singer, "Everybody wants to go to Heaven but nobody wants to die" (Equal Rights).  We are told that our moon is classed as a lower heavenly body.  Man cannot enjoy the facilities therein while in the physical body, so as even our scientists know but are reluctant to admit publicly, moonflights look like good ways to waste lives and resources.

According to Astronomers, Mars has two moons - Phobos and Deimos. I don't know about the later but if NASA (aka Golden Spike) is thinking about Phobos, then they could be in for some surprises as some alien interests are reported to have acquired proprietary rights thereto many moons ago so NASA needs to check if the aliens’ interests have expired and whether they want to renew, otherwise they should divide the price for the moon trip in two for a one way ticket--refundable only to the bearer at the POS, lol.

3)
"I don't believe that Heaven waits for only those who congregate" - vintage Don Williams (I Believe In You).
Newsflash: The Prime Minister of England (David Cameron) wants the Church of England & Wales to be allowed to conduct same-sex marriage ceremonies, and the Church of England said it would study the proposals...  http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-20642428.  It was not revealed to which deity the PM’s prayer was directed, but I guess that it was aimed at the monarch, since the civilized world taught us (Nigerians) that God forbids the idea.

Have you heard about LGBT rights?  Do not say that I told you--Google it yourself.  These guys love Peter Tosh’s Equal Rights to bits.  Can you imagine a polygamist with four wives; two male and two female?  Mmmm… sweet abomination… I thought so – you did not consider the full implications.  Ok, we know that many countries and churches have already approved all types of marriage that are not between a human man and human woman.  Nigeria has solidly rejected this idea at the political and religious levels.  Even animals and birds, which humans consider stupid, recognize and religiously obey God's gender sexual laws, so I am curious to know how humans came to this critical pass.

There is no doubt that things are taking a turn for the worse.  First it was Pastor Bakare with his trident, then the Pope with his time-bomb & nativity myth (see my earlier blogs) and now this incongruity that looks like the last straw.  It is no longer news that religious systems as we know them today are breaking up/down.  Are we getting to the biblical point where the Angels attacked Sodom and Gomorrah?  Some people say that it is ridiculous to talk about a celestial police.  Maybe...  maybe not, i.e. the sniper gods are within firing range and have Earth in its telescopic sights, and some humans are placing us in the middle of the crosshairs and doing everything possible to piss-off the trigger-happy Celestial Police.

FREE ADVICE
Mankind is certainly at the crossroads.  It seems that what is left is our inherent ability to go within and acquire Comprehensive Insurance for our Souls--everyone for himself and God for us all.  Don’t wait until something splats down on your house or some guys knock on the door demanding to see the young males in the house, like they did to Lot in Sodom, Gen 19:4-5.  Take care, and remain alert in your neighbourhood for other incongruous intergalactic missiles that Satan (Satan?) might have in his/her arsenal.  Now, you can definitely say that Jonathan Obikpo told yaa…

Following the advice above, don’t forget that Xmas is around the corner and in the air--don’t tell me you believe the bull that 25th December is not Jesus Christ’s birthdate and that he wasn’t born in a Manger.  If we don’t know something, then we must continue to believe it, therefore, let them give us a new birthdate & place for validation. This is Revelation time and nothing is now impossible – even the Pope is reported to have gone digital, joined Twitter and posted a photo of himself and God on his yacht that has a huge Satcom dish.  I went to the Vatican news website: www.news.va but did not see any picture but I found it here –


No doubt, the Pope will soon start tweeting God’s messages to mankind, which are sure to cause paradigm shifts in human consciousness (mind-quakes).  Twitter is now the place to be, and Yours Truly is already following the Pope on Twitter.  If you are not on Twitter, you might miss the latest news and salvation technique updates straight from Heaven.

The other day, I heard that scientists turned their weary eyes away from Earth’s current problems and relaxed with intergalactic discussions--subject Andromeda.  So, what do you want for Christ-mas, eh?  As for me, Andromeda is old school.  I thank God that Jesus Christ and Virgin Mary are not myths and want Santa to dial me a Gate to the Pleiades to meet with the Lord or have him appear in the flagship Pelegai so I could hitch a ride before the Armageddon petrochemical fireworks start.  No need for expensive high-tech gear to supply my coordinates – my China iPhone has GPRS, Camera and GPS compliant SIMs.

Mmmm, yes, have you noticed that a lot of important guys are now checking out of Earth?  The latest is Nigeria’s Andrew.  Smart guys!  Better to check out of the stadium before the police Teargas and stampede.  That’s all for now, folks.  Phew!  What was that?  Looked like a UFO?  Let me go back to my observatory and watch the strobe lights display of incoming 3D celestial vehicles, aka meteors… with good, bad and ugly payload for everyone according to their past karma and present efforts. 

Trust me - it’s not the end of the world, so cheer up… and have a nice week!  

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